
According to this Fox News story, a group of 5th graders who were supposed to be viewing a Star Wars DVD instead got an eyeful of porn (here). They’re still trying to figure out how it happened, though apparently (see coloring book image) there’s lots of Star Wars porn for kids laying around. Me, I’m wondering how showing the movie got into the lesson plan in the first place. I’m a hard-ass that way, I guess.