Mister Teacher’s re-posts his back-to-school “Welcome Letter to Parents”—which has apparently become something of a Web classic. A sample:
Homework is to be done tonight it is assigned—BY THE CHILDREN! We know that you mean well, but you're really not helping if you don't know your long division from your lines of symmetry. (You know who you are)
P.S. to new teachers: Don’t really use this letter.
A version of this news article first appeared in the Blogboard blog.