The House of Representatives voted to cut interest rates on certain student loans last week. What do you think?
Georgia Cummings,Systems Analyst:
“But the only excitement I have in my life is the cat-and-mouse game I play with my student loan officer.”
Jeffrey Cain, Referee:
“I can’t wait to tell my loan officer that I’ll be paying back my loan two weeks earlier than my previously stated goal date of never.”
Robert Loehman, Body Piercer:
“As this will inevitably entice many to purchase more education than they can afford, please let me know when I can buy one of those fancy educated brains at foreclosure.”
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