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Education Stories From The Onion

By Alexander Russo — May 16, 2007 1 min read
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Weird Kid Shines During Dissection Project: Hollis’ crooked glasses and musty odor were all but forgotten as he briefly transcended his social awkwardness in a recent dazzling display of frog dissection....Area Man Lives Vicariously Through Son’s Bully: Mike Zerbe, 39, father of bullied son Timmy Zerbe, 8, expressed avid interest in the fighting stance and other qualities...Prospective Student Had Most Fun Getting Drunk At Arizona State: After taking a week off from school to evaluate prospective colleges, high school senior Angela Ross said Monday...Majority Of Parents Abuse Children, Children Report: “My parents force me to finish my math homework before letting me watch TV,” admitted “Derek,” 10, a study participant and abuse victim...Gap Unveils New ‘For Kids By Kids’ Clothing Line: Brian Scott reports on a popular new Gap clothing line hand-sewn by children overseas.

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