Here’s the speech that we wish the President had given last night -- not about sending more troops to Iraq but rather about more gold stars for our nation’s schools. Via The Onion.
Bush Earmarks 1.5B Gold Stars For Education
“Vowing to give the nation’s public schools “a much-needed boost,” President Bush announced Monday that his 2003 budget proposal would allocate 1.5 billion gold-star stickers for education.”
Caption reads: “Bush holds up a Dayton, OH, fourth-grader’s gold-star-adorned book report on Ferdinand Magellan.”
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