Will tops his screed against blue jeans with this one about immature girly boys. When reading the last half of this column, I think it helps to hum:
Gee, Officer Krupke, we're very upset; We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get. We ain't no delinquents, We're misunderstood. Deep down inside us there is good!
I mean, we all know the world would be a better place if everyone donned a bow tie and voted Republican. No argument there.