Mister Teacher of Learn Me Good has started his to-do list for the upcoming school year. Among the items:
3) Fix the pencil sharpener -- one of my angels broke it last year when I wasn't around, and now when you put a pencil into it, it makes a horrible sound that makes me think that somewhere, a unicorn is dying.
4) Continue my attempts to conjure paper out of thin air -- since my school has been cutting the number of copies we can make every year, I expect we'll be able to give every student one half-page assignment every six weeks.
He wants to know what’s on your “teacherdo” list?
A version of this news article first appeared in the Blogboard blog.